April 2010
2 posts
on tumblr for the first time in forever...
now what?
January 2010
109 posts
My tounge has now become a platform for your lies.
talesofadeadman:
Cage the Elephant.
gawd dammit why can't i find that dang Percy...
my mom tells me that sarah palin has recently been...
14178.) I'm a 14 year old virgin girl. I read fan...
blogsecret:
But last night I had a really scary dream. It was of me being gently forced to have sex with a man who kinda looked like my father who, instead of a normal penis, had a hole and this big sausage-y thing coming out of it. It felt like it hurt so much. I am so so scared right now. What does this mean?
my heart goes out to this girl i was about to reblog and answer that its ok and...
the death eaters have arrived.
talesofadeadman:
loveisradiatingoutofyoureyes:
talesofadeadman:
loveisradiatingoutofyoureyes:
talesofadeadman:
theonlygirlieverloved:
fuck.
b more specific.
shut your face.
but i typed this…
SHUT IT DAMMIT.
:D
Bold whats true.
talesofadeadman:
emilysavill:
hiilala:
I’m not afraid to admit that I’m a geek. The last video game I played was Guitar Hero. Something has been bothering me a lot lately. A lot of thoughts occupy my mind at the same time. I don’t know if I’ll ever be satisfied with my body. Seth Rogen movies really aren’t as funny as people say they are. <——THIS I fucking hate that guy. I LOVE homemade...
BORED
talesofadeadman:
Where were you last night? home
What is today’s date? 1/10/10 Who was the last person to call you baby/baby?
prolly forest. When you’re at the grocery store do you use the self checkout? no, last time it didnt work. Has anyone ever sang to you? yea, actually ppl do that a lot. not in a romantic way though. If you were abandoned in the wilderness, would you survive? most...
the death eaters have arrived.
talesofadeadman:
loveisradiatingoutofyoureyes:
talesofadeadman:
theonlygirlieverloved:
fuck.
b more specific.
shut your face.
but i typed this…
the death eaters have arrived.
talesofadeadman:
theonlygirlieverloved:
fuck.
b more specific.
so im going through all of the papers from first...
THE WORST PAPER EVER WRITTEN. not by me of course ;;;;)))) it’s one of the papers we had to read and then match with ……wutevs i cant remember wut they are callled. this was before we wrote our greek myths so we were reading previous classes’s papers to get ready. The plot is that the son f hades ryuk, yes ryuk, has recently teamed up with someone named elin (or something,...
so im going through all of the papers from first...
a bunch of random comics that morgan drew over the course of the semester. its funny because the majority of them make me look really mean and should make people feel bad for him. is it messed up that I was dieing from laughter?
so im going through all of the papers from first...
2 copies of the character chart i was supposed to do for the odyssey. The are both blank and have nothing but the names of the characters i was supposed to write about. to be honest one of them had 1 thing written down for odysseus but im almost positive i copied this from kathy so im not going to count it.
my dad explaining the movie "Alien" to me when i...
Me: Tell me about the thing you were talking about!
Dad: Oh that movie! well we were talking about the part where the alien jumps out of the guys chest.
Me: how did it get there?
Dad: An egg was planted in him earlier and then it got so big it popped out of his chest while he was eating dinner.
Me: (in imagination hes at a resturant w/ his girlfriend and it pops out and everyone freaks out.) OMG WELL WAS THE GUY OK??
Dad: Wuuut? ooohhh yeeeaaa of course honey. in fact after he got up and got on a motorcycle and chased it down with his girlfriend. but when they caught it they realized it wasnt evil and all got ice cream! :D
Me: :3............some years later....
Me : (watching alien) WUT IS THIS??
i love gif posts
talesofadeadman:
longlivethequeen:
captainkirk:
gabrielgray-:
LULZ I just watched this. soooo funnnny.
XD
DUDE ELLIE! (again)
talesofadeadman:
loveisradiatingoutofyoureyes:
They were all talking about what religion Tiger should convert to and all of a sudden john oliver called in. He was dressed up like one of the Aliens from avatar and he was talking about that religion. and it went back to everyone else and they were wearing 3D glasses and waving their armsevery where. “wow, you make a very realistic point.”
...
DUDE ELLIE! (again)
They were all talking about what religion Tiger should convert to and all of a sudden john oliver called in. He was dressed up like one of the Aliens from avatar and he was talking about that religion. and it went back to everyone else and they were wearing 3D glasses and waving their armsevery where. “wow, you make a very realistic point.”
OMG ELLIE
talesofadeadman:
loveisradiatingoutofyoureyes:
LUUUULZ im watching the daily show and he was talking about the tiger woods affair, and it showed a clip of this newsreporter whos advice to him was to convert FROM BUDDISM TO CHRISTIANITY because the religion isnt as forgiving as christianity.
LOL!!!!
i know i was like, wait, rewind, wtf, TUMBLR!